The infernal punishment of the Scoville Scale has been inflicted on my stomach, and I honestly can’t say I don’t deserve it. I’ve started growing Chocolate Bhutlah peppers in my apartment, and these are apparently the HOTTEST of the hot peppers…so, of course, I want to eat one. I have a longstanding history of doing […]Read More Hot Hot Hot!
May the Fourth be with you! If you play your cards right, you can carry the Star Wars revelry right into Cinco de Mayo and stay wasted for a full 48 hours! Start lining up the tequila shots, and be responsible enough to get a ride from Uber or Lyft if you plan on partying […]Read More Extreme Horror and Extreme Fans
Okay, so this is a bit different. This is a post which has NOTHING to do with my books, NOTHING to do with my upcoming events, and NOTHING to do with horror in general. This is a post about Avengers: Endgame. Absolutely NO SPOILERS ahead (I’ll do the best I can), but I just have […]Read More Endgame
I hope you’re having a happy Easter with your loved ones! For those of you who celebrated 4/20 yesterday, I hope today brings you just as much strange happiness (though, let’s be real, if you have kids you’re probably still hitting that joint a few times today…and none of us blame you.) This week’s been […]Read More Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
It’s April 14th….WINTER IS HERE!! Who’s excited to watch all their favorite Game of Thrones characters die horribly over the next month? I’m joking, of course. I love this show, and it’s a bummer that it’s almost wrapped. I’m very impressed, however, that HBO saw the project through from beginning to end without cancelling the show […]Read More A Bloody Good Time
Yesterday was National Siblings Day! I unfortunately didn’t know this was even a holiday until it already passed, but it’s a good thing I noticed, because… Birthday Girl: Coronation follows a pair of siblings. I can’t give much more information just yet, though I can say neither sibling appeared in Birthday Girl. The cover reveal for Birthday […]Read More Happy (Belated) National Siblings Day!
I’ve been gone for quite a while due to a few big changes. I have a giant cup of pitch-black coffee in front of me, and Die Antwoord has been playing on loop all morning, so…I guess I’m ready to open up. If you’re seated in the splash zone, watch out for blood–here comes Gallagher’s […]Read More Return of the Mack (A Pleasant Bummer)
Hey everyone! I hope 2019’s treating you well so far! Check out the first quick book trailer for Birthday Girl! This will be shown at the Shorts in January Film Festival in Toledo, OH next weekend, and I’ll be there handing out flyers (and maybe the odd book or two…) I hope you enjoy! A […]Read More Book Trailer!
Just popping in quickly to wish you all a happy new year! Celebrate safely (though not TOO safely!) and remember to use these last hours of 2018 to make as many irresponsible decisions as possible! Thank you for making 2018 a memorable year. The early responses to “Birthday Girl” have been very enthusiastic, and those […]Read More New Year, New Screams!
I hope you’re all having a happy holiday season! Saturnalia, Solstice, Christmas, Festivus…whatever it is you decide to celebrate, I hope it helps your year end on a happy note. Have you read many good horror novels this year? I have, and one thing I’m working on doing as a thank-you to the authors […]Read More FREE Christmas Horror Story