I just drove eight hours from Los Angeles to San Francisco, and now that I’m hopelessly addicted to Peaky Blinders, I can’t be trusted to spend much time writing these intro paragraphs. But the first step to addiction is admitting it, so…progress? Remember to hang lights on your front porch for Cthulhu’s imminent arrival 🙂 […]Read More Day Three (10GDoC)
In the spirit of celebrating a holiday centered around a half-naked chiseled guy who got whipped and nailed in a non-sexy way, Day Two of The 10 Gory Days of Christmas is in pretty poor taste. If you’ve read my work, this really shouldn’t bother you. Much love from California 🙂 “Gacy the Clownish Strangler” […]Read More The 10 Gory Days of Christmas (Day Two)
Other than Halloween, Christmas is my favorite time of the year. The holiday often makes its way into various projects of mine, regardless of whether or not these projects ever see the light of day. Last year, I had the idea of re-writing “The Night Before Christmas” for my first book signing, and I loosely […]Read More 10 Gory Days of Christmas (Day One)
One of the greatest podcasts I’ve ever heard is The Movie Crypt, hosted by filmmakers Adam Green (“Hatchet,” “Frozen,” “Digging Up the Marrow”) and Joe Lynch (“Mayhem,” “Point Blank,” “Wrong Turn 2”). Every week includes interviews with amazing individuals in the film and music world, including Mick Garris, Slash from Guns n’ Roses, Chris Columbus […]Read More Yorkie-thon 4 LIVE STREAM!
Needless to say, I’m not the most consistent writer in the world, particularly when it comes to posting on this website. I’m not fond of excuses, but part of the reason is I have a full-time job that involves a lot of traveling around the states and staying on the phone 8-11 hours a day. […]Read More Infrequent Updates from a Known Slacker
I saw Rob Zombie’s latest installment in the Firefly Family Saga, 3 From Hell, this evening. Before I begin my review and hurl some “first impression” thoughts your way, two things: First, I’m a huge Rob Zombie fan, through and through. I’m telling you this because I don’t want you to mistake me for an […]Read More (Review) “3 From Hell”
There are two things I wish I’d learned about at a younger age. Not work ethic. Not the dangers of alcoholism. Not the power of a passing compliment to save a stranger’s life. I’m talking about video games and weed. The latter I don’t indulge in very often, but the former…man, oh man, I’ve been […]Read More Scared Sh*tless
I went tanning for the first time last week. My boss bought a tanning salon, and since I now have the option to use the tanning beds for free, I felt like it would be a waste to not try it at least once. A week later, I’m still peeling. My chest. My arms. My […]Read More Skin Flakes in my Corn Flakes
Ouch. I’m sore. So, so sore. And I love it. No, this isn’t my poor attempt at poetry, just some post-training complaints after a grueling (and awesome) week returning to my powerlifting training after five months of recovery. I had two small tears in my abdominal muscle walls back in March, not quite a hernia […]Read More AHHHHHnold!
Pardon the straightforward post title, but I’m just popping in to quickly plug this weekend’s event. The Mid-Ohio Indie Author Book Expo is THIS SATURDAY, August 10th, from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. in Urbancrest, OH (just outside of Columbus). The event takes place at the Vaughn E. Hairston YMCA, and there will be dozens […]Read More Book Expo is THIS SATURDAY!!!