I just drove eight hours from Los Angeles to San Francisco, and now that I’m hopelessly addicted to Peaky Blinders, I can’t be trusted to spend much time writing these intro paragraphs.
But the first step to addiction is admitting it, so…progress?
Remember to hang lights on your front porch for Cthulhu’s imminent arrival 🙂
“Your Lives are in Danger”
(To the tune of “Away in a Manger”)
Your lives are in danger
and you’ll soon be dead.
You’ve read the dark book,
incantations were said.
The ones that’ve died
will rise from their graves
to tear out your throats
and to feast on your brains.
The neighbors are screaming
as the whole town shakes
The Old Ones are here
and they’re now wide awake.
You’ve ushered the ending
of the human race.
Our Dark Lord Cthulhu
has come to lay waste.
Ash Crowlin 