In the spirit of celebrating a holiday centered around a half-naked chiseled guy who got whipped and nailed in a non-sexy way, Day Two of The 10 Gory Days of Christmas is in pretty poor taste. If you’ve read my work, this really shouldn’t bother you.
Much love from California 🙂
“Gacy the Clownish Strangler”
(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer”)
You know Dahmer and Bundy and ol’ Charlie Manson,
H.H. Holmes, Albert Fish, hogging the action.
But do you recall
The most fucked-up killer of all?
Gacy the Clownish Strangler
Had a wire garrote.
And if you ever saw it,
it was during your death throes.
All of his many victims,
thought he was a friendly soul.
But when he wasn’t Pogo,
he was putting bodies in holes.
Then one day in ’78
Gacy’s crimes were found:
A crawlspace filled with dead young boys
he’d used for sick and twisted joys.
Oh how it shocked his neighbors,
who thought he wouldn’t hurt a fly!
The friendly clown they’d all trusted,
spent nights making young men die!
Ash Crowlin 