Have a safe and happy Halloween by remembering the following rules:
1) Don’t play with creepy game boards you find hidden in the wall
2) Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself (at least, not your various body parts)
3) If you absolutely MUST have sex, remember to properly dispose of the contraceptive (should you choose to wear it)
Also, remember to be a doll and buy a copy of Birthday Girl on Amazon!
