Greetings, Earthlings! Disclaimer: This post has nothing to do with horror. Scratch that. This post has EVERYTHING to do with horror, but not the type we all love to scare each other with and go to conventions for because we’re dark and dirty freaks. This type of horror pertains to (gasp!) hospital bills. More specifically, […]Read More Fo’ Real, Do! (Sam’s GoFundMe)
It’s been busy in an awesome way lately. Two new projects are taking up a lot of my time, along with a few short stories that I’ve been occasionally poking at whenever I have time. The past week has flown by pretty quickly. Last Friday I got to see a friend from college I haven’t […]Read More Conveniently Unconventional Conventions
Fast week, but lots to show for it. I’m averaging about four handwritten pages a night, which is pretty good for me, but nothing compared to the speed of some other authors. Other than Birthday Girl: Coronation, I’m also editing a YA novel called Moving Through and writing the first draft of a short story I […]Read More “Give It Away, Now!”
The infernal punishment of the Scoville Scale has been inflicted on my stomach, and I honestly can’t say I don’t deserve it. I’ve started growing Chocolate Bhutlah peppers in my apartment, and these are apparently the HOTTEST of the hot peppers…so, of course, I want to eat one. I have a longstanding history of doing […]Read More Hot Hot Hot!
May the Fourth be with you! If you play your cards right, you can carry the Star Wars revelry right into Cinco de Mayo and stay wasted for a full 48 hours! Start lining up the tequila shots, and be responsible enough to get a ride from Uber or Lyft if you plan on partying […]Read More Extreme Horror and Extreme Fans
Okay, so this is a bit different. This is a post which has NOTHING to do with my books, NOTHING to do with my upcoming events, and NOTHING to do with horror in general. This is a post about Avengers: Endgame. Absolutely NO SPOILERS ahead (I’ll do the best I can), but I just have […]Read More Endgame
I hope you’re having a happy Easter with your loved ones! For those of you who celebrated 4/20 yesterday, I hope today brings you just as much strange happiness (though, let’s be real, if you have kids you’re probably still hitting that joint a few times today…and none of us blame you.) This week’s been […]Read More Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
It’s April 14th….WINTER IS HERE!! Who’s excited to watch all their favorite Game of Thrones characters die horribly over the next month? I’m joking, of course. I love this show, and it’s a bummer that it’s almost wrapped. I’m very impressed, however, that HBO saw the project through from beginning to end without cancelling the show […]Read More A Bloody Good Time
Yesterday was National Siblings Day! I unfortunately didn’t know this was even a holiday until it already passed, but it’s a good thing I noticed, because… Birthday Girl: Coronation follows a pair of siblings. I can’t give much more information just yet, though I can say neither sibling appeared in Birthday Girl. The cover reveal for Birthday […]Read More Happy (Belated) National Siblings Day!
I’ve been gone for quite a while due to a few big changes. I have a giant cup of pitch-black coffee in front of me, and Die Antwoord has been playing on loop all morning, so…I guess I’m ready to open up. If you’re seated in the splash zone, watch out for blood–here comes Gallagher’s […]Read More Return of the Mack (A Pleasant Bummer)